Well, He’s lost my vote

I mean, picking Hastur as VP? Seriously? There’s no way in R’lyeh that I’m voting for a Cthulu/Hastur ticket. If he wanted my support, He should have gone with Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young.

I mean, hell, that’s an extra thousand votes right there… (Assuming, of course, that the spawn of Great Old Ones can vote. Not quite sure on that.)