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QotD: Canadian Gizzards Edition

From Tam:

The first major difference between the Canadian and you and I is that the Canadian has two stomachs and a gizzard. If you suspect someone of Canadianness, you should get your pocket knife out and attempt to ascertain how many stomachs they have. Your basic Canadian, afraid of discovery, will flinch back from the knife at their tummy. A patriotic American wouldn’t be a’skeered to let you count their innards, since they have nothing to hide.

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